Who is Mr. Sik?
(Dr. Prof.)Mr. Sik is not just intersectional, he's a whole diverging diamond traffic interchange. He is all Francophile mustachioed lip sandwiched between low cheekbones that can only come from generations of accumulated yak-riding, coiffed like a drag queen daylighting as an altar boy. A mincing gait like Poirot the Belgian detective, but only if Poirot could bench press one hundred kilograms of pure iron. He is a flat-footed Rousseau-reading renaissance woman but only if the renaissance and gender actually existed.